Special News Release!

Karl/Pa. · Post by **Karl/Pa.** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:56 pm

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can be implanted and play music inside women's breasts. The music is, of course, in stereo.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.

Aughnanure · Post by **Aughnanure** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:05 pm

That's all very well, but where's the program(me) control?

Tom-May · Post by **Tom-May** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:04 am

Okay, someone has to say it:-

Does it come ready loaded with a version of "Thanks for the Mammary"?

I'll get my coat...

Aughnanure · Post by **Aughnanure** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:53 am

...I'll hand it to you

Karl/Pa. · Post by **Karl/Pa.** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:19 am

Aughnanure wrote:That's all very well, but where's the program(me) control?

Knobs are built in.