Globalization

[Karl/Pa.]

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?



Answer: Princess Diana's death.



Question: How come?



Answer: An English princess



With an Egyptian boyfriend



Crashes in a French tunnel,



Driving a German car



With a Dutch engine,



Driven by a Belgian who was drunk



On Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)



Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,



On Japanese motorcycles;



Treated by an American doctor,



Using Brazilian medicines.



This is sent to you by an American,



Using Bill Gate's technology,



And you're probably reading this on your computer,



That uses Taiwanese chips,



And a Korean monitor,



Assembled by Bangladeshi workers

In a Singapore plant,



Transported by Indian lorry-drivers,



Hijacked by Indonesians,



Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,



And trucked to you by Mexican illegal.....



That, my friends, is Globalization