Calling God

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Calling God

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:09 pm

A man in Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes.

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall, and was intrigued with a sign which read, "$10,000 per minute."

Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that the golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if he pays the price, he can talk directly to God.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.

As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Salt Lake City, Denver, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the States, he found more such phones, with the same sign, and the same explanation from each pastor.

Finally, the man arrived in North Carolina. Upon entering a church, behold: he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read: "Calls: 25 cents"!

Fascinated, the man asked to speak with the pastor.

"Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone, and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven, and that I could use it to talk to God. But in 20 other churches, the cost was $10,000 per minute. Your sign says 25 cents per call. Why is that?

The pastor, smiling benignly, replied: "Son, you're in the South now and it's a local call.
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Post by DSchnopp » Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:07 pm

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Post by stripperclip » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:16 am

yep it sure is :D
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:51 am

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