A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Un-fazed, the woman assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the woman.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the woman, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.
"Annoyed, the woman snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container .
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
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