Poor girl

[Aughnanure]

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of

her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room

doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde

replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by

shooting off your finger?" "No, Silly" the blonde said. "First I put the

gun to my

chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm

not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I

put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my

teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a

loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the

trigger