Song Lyrics Updated For Baby Boomers

[Karl/Pa.]

Herman's Hermits---

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr---

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees---

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash---

I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---

Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores---

Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---

A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer---

You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations---

Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---

Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy---

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---

It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

Willie Nelson---

On the Commode Again