Donald and Daisy

[Karl/Pa.]

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel roomand Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was,"Do you have a condom?"Donald frowned and said, "No."Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex."Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they hadcondoms."Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter andgave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on yourbill?"No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"