New Mixed Drink

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Karl/Pa.
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New Mixed Drink

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:44 pm

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,

"Bartender, got any specials today?"

Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of

Fact we have a new drink, invented by

a gynecologist patron of ours.

It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."

The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"

The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir."
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Post by Aughnanure » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:52 pm

You really don't have enough to fill your time :) :)
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