The preacher was preaching with all his might. The subject was
SIN, and he was most certainly 'against' it.
A girl, with a wonderful figure, and not nearly enough clothes to
hide much skin, came in late. She strode down the center aisle,
close to the front, and sat down.
It was plain to the preacher that he had lost the men in his
audience to this voluptuous sex-object.
He shook a fist at her and said, "You are the Jezebel the good
book tells us about. You have got the mind of every man in this
building on evil thoughts and not good thoughts. But I am a man
of God! You don't affect me, and right now up in Heaven, Saint
Finger is shaking his Peter at you!!"
SIN
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