Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his
friends.
The barber, Giovanni, said, "Hey, Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Luigi
said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down." "Whata
you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful
Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, soma
nice
cigars fa me, and we lookina forward to da trip. We setta down and
Virginia open upa da luncha basket.
The conductore coma by, wagga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat in
disa car. Musta use dining car.'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga
lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice vino!
Conductore walka by again, wagga his finger and say, 'No drinka in
disa car! Musta use club car.'
So, we go to clubba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta
my biga cigar. The conductore, he wagga his finger again and say, 'No
a'smokin in disa car. Musta go to a smokin car.'
We go to a smokin car and I smoka my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and a go to
bed.
We just about to go boombada and the conductore, he walka through da
hall shouting ata top of his a voice... 'Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka
Virginia!' Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."
