100%

[dromia]

This equation should be taught in all maths classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

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What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,

look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%





So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!



So, how many do you know that can give 127%

Courtesy of Peter

[Aughnanure]

True, my boy, true, but the Anglo-Saxon 'Arselicking' will take it to 132%

In this time of Global Warming we must all strive for more efficiency

[DuncaninFrance]

Thats 130 Joe

[Aughnanure]

OK be a bloody pedant

I couldn't see where I'd gone wrong, after all I'm impotent (is that the word?) then the penny dropped. Ha! I'd left'1' out so it should have been 131. I was about to pounce then noticed that I'd put 'licking' instead of 'kissing'

It's still more