Parachute Club

[Karl/Pa.]

Upon reaching 65, old Lou decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go

and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.

Old Lou obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he got home his wife asked about his day. He replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and

hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh, great!, now what am I going to do?, I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"