A man was driving to work one morning and was pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walked up to the window And told the man he was pulled over for his brake light being out. "Is that all you pulled me over for the" surly man replied. "Well" said the trooper "I may have to write you a ticket for indecent exposure." "What!!!" said the startled man looking himself over quickly" I am fully clothed!" "Sir" the trooper said pointing at the front wheel of the car that had no hubcap. "your nuts are showing"
One More
A young lady got a job at wal mart as a grocery stocker. Her first night at work she was told to straighten up the cereal isle.
Looking around she noticed several rows of boxes had been put up
Backwards so she proceeded to turn them around. As she straightened the boxes she looked at the pictures on the fronts of the boxes.
She turned one row it had a picture of a leprechaun on it. She turned
another row around it had a picture of a tiger on it. She turned another row around these had a picture of a rabbit on them. All of a sudden several police officers come rushing down the isle and arrest the young lady and haul her off to jail. What was the charge???
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. Prostitution...... That's what you get for turning trix in the grocery isle at wal mart.
indecent exposure
indecent exposure
Just keep shooting we'll worry about it when the smoke clears.
