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Post by **DuncaninFrance** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:51 am

I seem to remember the comment.............

"When you are up to your arsehole in alligators it's difficult to remember that your mission was to drain the swamp"!

Post by **Niner Delta** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:06 pm

Duncan,

Same saying here, except we say "ass" instead "arsehole".

Was this in reference to anything in particular or just a general comment?

Vern.

Post by **DuncaninFrance** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:24 pm

I meant to add it to the Rules of Engagement post but I messed up!! Too much Port!!!

Aughnanure · Post by **Aughnanure** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:32 pm

And not enough Starb'd.

Karl/Pa. · Post by **Karl/Pa.** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:53 pm

A girl in every port......or is it port in every girl? Can never remember.

Post by **DuncaninFrance** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:32 am

New boyfriend on first date...

"What would you like to drink Sue?!

"Think I will have a Port and Lemon"

"Think again!"

Tom-May · Post by **Tom-May** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:44 am

To quote Flanders & Swan

"Have some Madeira m'dear"

Aughnanure · Post by **Aughnanure** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:07 am

Best I ever overheard was "You wanna drink with th' blokes? Then yer 'ave a pint like everybody else!"

ian27 · Post by **ian27** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:53 am

Always liked this one .

How can I soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by f**king turkeys!!!!!!!

Post by **Niner Delta** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:24 pm

You may want to soar like an eagle, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Vern.

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Malfunction of ME!