The Wedding Ring Saga

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Karl/Pa.
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The Wedding Ring Saga

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:39 am

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring

in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly

to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
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Post by Aughnanure » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:52 pm

Maybe he's got big hands?
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Post by stripperclip » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:50 pm

I would hope he had big hands are there's going to be a lot of giggling at the ER.
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Post by DoubleD » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:17 pm

I have this mental picture of pain should he have been aroused after the device was applied!
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not thinkin

Post by Grubber » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:55 am

he could have avoided the hospital visit if he was handy with tools.

:lol:

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Post by PeterN2 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:12 pm

It was being handy with his tool that got him into trouble in the first place :)

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Post by Aughnanure » Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:52 am

I'm not going to say anything :?:
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