Booze or Water?

[Karl/Pa.]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 2.2 pounds of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol goes through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Booze = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of shit.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.