Nicked from elsewhere - Enjoy...
IN THE BEGINNING
Three soldiers sat in the NAAFI having a chat about what trade came first.
The Medic said. "God made Eve from a rib off Adam, if that ain't Medical surgery, what is?"
"Yeah," said the Royal Engineer, "but in the beginning, out of the the confusion, God created Earth. And that's got to be engineering."
And the Intelligence Corp Cpl smiled, took a drink and said quietly, "OK - so who caused the confusion?"
In The Beginning
In The Beginning
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))