Uh....Oh...........

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Karl/Pa.
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Uh....Oh...........

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:11 am

A man walks into a night-club and instantly makes eye contact with a knock out blonde. He orders a drink, walks over to her, and they quickly strike up a conversation. One thing leads to another, and within just a few minutes they leave together.

Once back at his house, all conversations end! For no less than five hours they have wild, mad, unbridled sex! They broke the bed, smashed lamps and completely trashed the bedroom! The guy cant believe his luck, and is more than impressed with his performance on this night!

After the session of red-hot love making, the gorgeous blonde lays there, smoking a cigarette, and gently stroking his man-hood. With sarcasm in his voice, he ask "What? you want some more?", the woman replies, "Nope. I'm just admiring it... I remember when I had one."
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