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Karl/Pa.
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Redneck Hunters

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:40 pm

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along

they come upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even

see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something

down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says " There's this old transmission over here,

give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two

and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and

they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through

the brush, run up to the hole, and jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole,

and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen

to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing

here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes and jumped

headfirst into this hole here!"

And the old farmer said " Why that's impossible,

I had him chained to a transmission!"
Karl

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