Little Johnny came home early from school and his father wanted to know why.
"We were doing sums and teacher asked me what was 2 x 3 and I said six"
"What's wrong with that" asked Father
"She said I was right and than asked me what was 3 x 2...."
"What the f**k's the difference?" exploded the Father
"That's exactly what I said and they sent me home"
Little Johnny Sent Home
Little Johnny Sent Home
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))