Father Christmas

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joseyclosey
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Father Christmas

Post by joseyclosey » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:58 pm

Father Christmas is woken by his Wife. " There are loud thumps on the roof, please can you see what it is".

As he sticks his head out the window she says."Is it snow"?



He says. No it's

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Rain dear. :mrgreen:

I`ll get my coat on the way out shall i? ;)
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Post by Aughnanure » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:12 pm

YEA
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:56 pm

No. You go out without the coat. It will give you time to think about what you've done. Next time your mouth gets washed out with soap.
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Post by Aughnanure » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:30 am

I just had to come back and be more emphatic :bigsmile:
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STOP PICKING ON POOR OLD JOE!!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:48 am

Oh I don't know though.............bye Joe ;)
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