Seasonal Depression

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Karl/Pa.
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Seasonal Depression

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:06 pm

With post holiday seasonal depression here, we find now that even mental

health systems are affected by out sourcing.

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.



Got a call center in Pakistan.



I told them I was suicidal.



They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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10/10 KARL

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:21 am

:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
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Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:28 pm

I actually laughed out loud at that, great one. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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