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Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:38 am

If someone is annoying, whether on a plane or a coffee shop or whatever, and you want to mess with their mind, do this.

Calmly open your laptop.

Make sure they can see the screen.

Look upwards and close your eyes.

Hit this link.

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

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.KING BRILL VERN

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:59 am

Love it!
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:18 am

Oh yes!
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Post by Tom-May » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:54 pm

For added effect, plug a mouse into the USB port, leaving the mouse in the bag with the cable running between bag & laptop.
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))
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BUT

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:52 am

DON'T DO IT AT AN AIRPORT :shock: :shock: :shock:
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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