An old man had just finished having a medical examination.
"You seem fine, Mr Jones", said the Doctor, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"
"Yes" said Jones, "Doctor, I'd like you to lower my sex drive!"
"Lower your sex drive?" asked the Doctor, "Man, you're 92. Your sex drive is all in your head!"
"Aye!" said Jones, "And I'd like you to lower it about three feet!"
Lowered Sex Drive
Lowered Sex Drive
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))