This old bloke who`s a bit hard of hearing has a bit of a funny turn so his wife takes him to see his doctor.
The doctor runs a few tests but can`t find anything wrong with him.
Finally, the doctor says, "Well, I`m baffled.
I`m afraid I`m going to have to undertake some more tests.
Could you leave me a urine, faeces, and sperm sample, please?"
"What does he want me to leave him?" says the old man.
"Your underpants, dear," says his wife.
DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THIS YET!!!
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Duncan
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.