Doves of love

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Doves of love

Post by dromia » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:27 pm

You have just walked out of the church after your delightful wedding ceremony and on the church steps.

Both your families are applauding you with a hundred friends gathered around.



The photographer raises his camera and following your family's tradition,

both of you are holding beautiful live white doves which you will release together.





Bride and groom stand happily shoulder to shoulder with a dove gently held in both hands as everyone eagerly awaits the climax of your marriage vows.





The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky and release the doves as a symbol of your ever lasting eternal love.



Not a dry eye anywhere,

such a moving sight,

the camera flashes and the moment is captured for all eternity.............







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Wedding Gown £2,500.

Photographer £2,000.

Vintage Rolls Royce £1,000.









Having 'the twins' pop out and say CHEESE in front of your family and friends.



PRICELESS
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:38 am

Helllooooo puppies!
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I WANT TO SEE........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:40 pm

.........the two bridesmaids holding the hem of the wedding dress down :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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