The Wedding

[Karl/Pa.]

The wedding date was set and the groom’s three best friends, a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist, decided to play pranks on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured that sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle.

The electrician decided to wire the bed with alternating current.

However the dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised that it would be memorable.

The wedding went as planned and a few days later each of the groom’s best friends received the following note: "Dear friends, We didn’t mind the bed slats being sawed.

The electric shock was only a minor setback.

But by God, I’m going to kill the guy who put the Novocaine in the Vaseline!"