Pet Shop Bomb

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Tom-May
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Pet Shop Bomb

Post by Tom-May » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:29 am

Pet Shop Bomb



A terrorist walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and shouts, "You've got one minute to get out of here before the place blows!"

A Tortoise in the back shouts back, "You b*****d!"
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))
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Post by Niner Delta » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:31 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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