A couple go for a meal in a Chinese restaurant...?
..and order the "Chicken Surprise".
The waitress brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waitress over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waitress, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
"Ah... so solly," says the waitress,
"I bring you Peeking Duck."
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.