...and said, , “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
A Doctor Called His Patient .....
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A Doctor Called His Patient .....
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Re: A Doctor Called His Patient .....
The Receptionist went into the Surgery and Gasped. "My God" she said "You are disgusting".Karl/Pa. wrote:...and said, , “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
He looked back at her and sheepishly said" Well plenty have sex with their Patients"
She looked with disbelief " But Your a Vet"