OIL CRISIS

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OIL CRISIS

Post by Woftam » Tue May 20, 2008 7:51 pm

A lot of folks can't understand how we came

To have an oil shortage here in Australia.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

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Bass Strait

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East Queensland Shale Fields

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Canning Basin

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Perth Basin

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North-West Continental Shelf

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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Canberra!!!

Any Questions ???

NO? I didn't Think So.
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed May 21, 2008 2:32 am

I like that one :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
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