The Question of White

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Karl/Pa.
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The Question of White

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed May 21, 2008 10:08 pm

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!

IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!

A son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'

The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
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Post by Aughnanure » Thu May 22, 2008 7:00 am

and the one who posts it :bigsmile:
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.

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Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu May 22, 2008 8:23 am

Aughnanure wrote:and the one who posts it :bigsmile:
No, he's just sick.
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