You never see your misses so the humiliation is less.
Now just so that there is no confusion in future, this what a proper shotgun looks like

Note the barrels properly aligned with the stock:
Proper man sized bore 10 gauge:
Two hammers and two triggers, one of each for the left barrel and one each for the right:
Tasteful and unobtrusive hand engraving:
Elegant fore-end:
Refined non ejecting extractors:
Intricate Damascus barrels:
Locally made in Co Durham:
Price a year ago, a smidgen more than Duncan's gun.