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Karl/Pa.
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Ingleesh

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:05 am

The bandage was wound around the wound.

This farm is used to produce produce.

The dump is full and has to refuse refuse.

Polish housewives polish the furniture.

He could lead if he would just get the lead out.

The sheik decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Christmas is when you present the present.

He painted a bass on the head of his bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

He did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

She was too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when does are present.

A seamstress and another sewer fell into a sewer opening.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw finally got number.

I shed a tear when I saw a tear in the original painting.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend.

The two were too tired to go any further.
Karl

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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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