Annual Physical

[Karl/Pa.]

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '180,' I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 210.

She asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 10,' I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 7'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch.