Hunting Season

Karl/Pa. · Post by **Karl/Pa.** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:02 am

If you can outrun your wife you should always take her hunting with you.

Why, you might ask... Well, when I was just a lad of 7 (1954) while "tagging along" with my grandfather, I asked him what to do if a bear attacked. He said "run". I was surprised....I said that I didn't think you could outrun a bear. He said "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun YOU."

So....."Hunt with your Honey" has always been my motto.

We are walking through the woods. My wife jumped. She was spooked by a large object moving and a lot of noise. I asked, "you OK?" She replied she thought it was a bear. I consoled her with saying she'll know when it's a bear. She asked, How? I said, I would have pushed her down, and she would have seen me running away.