Aussies good value!

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Aussies good value!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:18 am

A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that the average Australian drinks 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means the average Australian gets about 41 miles per gallon.

Bloody good value that! :roll:
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Post by Woftam » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:46 am

Ken oath :mrgreen:
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Post by Aughnanure » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:04 pm

Or as is said in more polite society "Distant man-made waterway". :razz:
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Post by M14man » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:16 pm

Heck, that's less than 8 ozs a day......

They need to take some lessons from the Germans who probably consume 5 times that. :roll:
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