It's winter in Pennsylvania and the gentle breezes blow,
Thirty freaking miles an hour at twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Pennsylvania when the snow's up to your butt,
You take a breath of winter and your nose gets frozen shut!!
Yes, the weather here is wonderful so I guess I'll hang around,
I could never leave Pennsylvania because I'm frozen to the ground!
An Ode to Pennsylvania
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Karl/Pa.
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An Ode to Pennsylvania
Karl
Medicare Life Member
Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
Medicare Life Member
Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
Karl, Karl, Karl...
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. TOUGHNESS COUNTS!
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Montana sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Montanans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Montana get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Montana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late.
Especially in Cut Bank, Montana
Excuse me gotta go open some windows, it 26 degrees and bright sunny skies this morning.
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. TOUGHNESS COUNTS!
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Montana sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Montanans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Montana get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Montana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late.
Especially in Cut Bank, Montana
Excuse me gotta go open some windows, it 26 degrees and bright sunny skies this morning.
Douglas