I WISH........

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I WISH........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:51 pm

I wish I was a glow worm -
A glow worm is never glum!
How could you be grumpy,
When the sun shines out your bum?'
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Post by Aughnanure » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:20 pm

Moreover the advice to stick your head where the sun don't shine would be wasted.
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.

Eoin.
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