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OneFreeTexan · Post by **OneFreeTexan** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:05 pm

A middle-aged man took his wife out for her 40th birthday.
"What would you like for your birthday? A new car? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" he asked.
"I want a divorce," she replied coldly.
"I wasn't planning to spend that much!" he quickly responded.

OneFreeTexan · Post by **OneFreeTexan** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:06 pm

f a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." -- Dave Barry

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