I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

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I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon May 25, 2009 10:33 am

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house' :razz: :razz:
Duncan

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