Ode to the 21st Century.

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Karl/Pa.
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Ode to the 21st Century.

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:38 am

21st Century...

We are becoming lesser by the day

Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labor - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relationships - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very Very less

~Author Unknown
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Re: Ode to the 21st Century.

Post by Niner » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:47 am

Darn...that is depressing. No wonder the "Author Unknown". Nobody would ever invite him to a party for sure. :loco:
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Re: Ode to the 21st Century.

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:03 pm

Now read it again as if Ben Stein were saying it to you. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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