For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on thier foreheads.
Most folks unaware of Hindu tradition have thought the dot on thier foreheads had something to due with the Hindu religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottowa has recently revealed the true reason for the dot.
When a Hindu woman marries, she brings a dowry into the new union.
On the wedding night, the new husband gets to scratch off the dot to reveal if he has won a convenience store, restaurant, gas station, taxi cab, or a motel in the United States.
If nothing is revealed by scratching off the red dot, then the husband must remain in India to answer telephone calls & emails requesting technical assistance.
