"Here is a little something someone sent me that is
indisputable mathematical logic. It also made
me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes
like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE
than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who
say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up
100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing
will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
and if we use
A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1 17 18 5 11 9 19 19 14 7 = 120%
So, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty, that While Hard
work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Asskissing
that will put you over the top, and if you use English you'll do even better
