A Northern Territories (Oz) farm hand, radios back to the farm manager.
'Boss, I got one helluva problem here... I hit a ruddy pig with the truck. The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the roo-bars on the front and is wriggling and squealing so bladdy much, ah can't get 'I'm out.
The manager says,'Ok, there's a .... .303 Rifle behind the seat in the rack, take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove it.'
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.
'So what's the fucking problem na mate?' raged the Manager. '
Well boss, it's his motor-bike....it's stuck under the wheel arch and the f***ing blue light wont stop flashing..'
Oldie....
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Re: Oldie....
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.