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tortoises

Post by joseyclosey » Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:44 am

This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of
terrapins.

It was a turtle disaster.

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Re: tortoises

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:10 pm

joseyclosey wrote:This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of
terrapins.

It was a turtle disaster.

:bigsmile:

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Re: tortoises

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:16 pm

OMG :roll: :roll:
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:38 pm

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Re: tortoises

Post by joseyclosey » Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:55 pm

Cheers lads, pleased i am not losing my touch. :mrgreen:
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