An older retired gentleman is walking through the short rough looking for his ball along his country club’s 18th hole on a warm Christmas day and comes across a frog staring at him.
The frog says, "I'm really a beautiful princess that was turned into a frog by a witch, and if you’ll kiss me you will break her spell and I'll change back into a princess. Then you can have me.”
The man thinks, "Cool".
He picks up the frog and puts it is his jacket pocket.
The frog says, "Hey, didn't you hear me, I'm really a princess."
The man says, "Yes I heard you, but at my age I would rather have a talking frog."
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