SUDDEN REALIZATION

[Karl/Pa.]

My dogs sleep about 20 hours a day. They have their food prepared for them. They can eat whenever they want, 24/7/365. Their meals are provided at no cost. They visit the Dr. once a year for their checkups, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this they pay nothing, and nothing is required of them. They live in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than they need, but they are not required to do any upkeep. If they makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. They have their choice of luxurious places to sleep. They receive these accomodations absolutely free. They are living like queens, and have absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of their costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.



I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

Holy S#!t, my dogs are Democrats!

[Niner]

They wouldn't be Yellow Dogs , would they?

[Karl/Pa.]

They wouldn't be Yellow Dogs , would they?

One yellow, one black. They're labs.

[Niner]

Y0u never heard of Yellow dog ...or Yeller Dog... Democrats? In the south the term means they rather vote for a Yeller Dog than a Republican.

Of course all that changed in the last few decades.

[Karl/Pa.]

Yep. Now they're blue dogs.