Drinking with a Redneck Girl

[Candyman]

Drinking with a Redneck Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer,
he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol, and
shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses
are so cheap we don't need
to drink with the same one
twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into
the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that
we don't need to drink with the same one twice either. '

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill
she says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

'God Bless America'