Finding Inner Peace

[Karl/Pa.]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use
a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the
Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a
box of chocolates. You have no idea how Freaking good I feel right now.

[DuncaninFrance]

Yo!

[biganimal]

followed the advice last night

finished the following ...............................half bottle of Jack Daniels, 8 bottles(from a 12 pack) Labatt's Blue, some left over hot sausage links, 3/4 bag of corn chips and the remaining pieces of a chocolate bar (turns out it was EX-LAX) and....................

today my innerd peace is rather violent and trying to escape from both ends !!!!!!!!!!!!

[joseyclosey]